Bumblebee's Alphabet

A is for a beating! What Bumblebee deserves.

B is for butter, Bumblebee's favourite food.

C is for candy; something Bumblebee isn't allowed.

D is for disappointment, Bumblebee's Christmas present.

E is for the energon whip, Bumblebee's best pal!

F is for friends, which Bumblebee is isn't allowed.

G is for good behaviour, which Optimus rewards with sunlight.

H is for happiness, which Bumblebee isn't allowed.

I is for ice cream, something else Bumblebee isn't allowed.

J is for Jazz, who thinks Bumblebee is annoying.

K is for Kliffjumper, who also thinks Bumblebee is annoying.

L is for love, something Bumblebee will never feel.

M is for misery, Bumblebee's only companion.

N is for no friends, that's what Bumblebee has.

O is for Optimus Prime, who said he was going to take care of Bumblebee.

P is for Prowl, who has spiky hands.

Q is for quick and painless, what the punishment never is.

R is for Ratchet, who ignores Bumblebee's cries.

S is for sunshine, which Bumblebee isn't allowed.

T is for toys, which Bumblebee isn't allowed.

U is for upset, which is what Bumblebee is.

V is for very fat, which is what Bumblebee is.

W is for welding gun, with which Bumblebee is quite accquainted.

X is for xylophones, which have all been confiscated.

Y is for years spent crying alone in Optimus Prime's bedroom.

Z is for the zoo! Where Bumblebee can't go.